My Pirate Name

I've heard that sailors are fickle, unreliable, and capricious ... well, according to this "scientfic" analysis brought to you by fidius.org, I might be an exception to that rule ...

My pirate name is:

Dread Pirate Read

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

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